Choose your misfortune
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Paddle Panic
Classic paddle ball against Duncan, first to 7. Expect pigeons, banana peels, sudden sneezes and weather indoors.
Play Paddle Panic -
Bricklayer
Five free throws each. Stop the meter in the green, then watch a squirrel steal the ball.
Play Bricklayer -
Untied
A 100-meter sprint. Mash left, right, left, right. Shoelaces, mimes and tax audits may slow you down.
Play Untied -
Bullseye Blunder
Three rounds of darts with a wobbly aim. Your dart might come back as a rubber chicken.
Play Bullseye Blunder
The law, in plain terms
- Your odds of something absurd happening
- Full strength
- Duncan’s odds
- About ⅓ of yours, and softened
- Ties
- Go to Duncan
- Appeals
- Denied
Every bad break is logged in an incident report under each game, so you can see exactly how the universe ruled against you.